Wednesday, August 21, 2002
Wow. So busy again today! I can't believe how much shit I have done this week. The pads of my fingers are pretty much worked to the bone. If I have to design one more flier at this job, I may shoot myself or a Rabbi. Depends on my mood.
We had lasagna today at work that was quite excellent. However, there was no sauce on it. Is it illegal to make lasagna without sauce? I think so. I will ask my Italian grandmother tonight and see what she says. Oh yeah. She is sleeping forever. Maybe I won't be able to ask her.
Too bad I ate so much of it that now I feel like I am going to shit out some whole noodles. Eh. Maybe next time I will chew.
Whatevs.
So I have to go meet the dog lady after work today. I am supposed to potentially dog-sit for her for about a week while she and her husband are in Italy. She seems like a nice lady. A little pathetic, but nice. I think she is one of those people that has pets instead of children. She originally wanted to take the dog with her to Italy, but has since decided that that may be a little ridiculous. I kind of agreed. Plus, I want her money.
My boss is trying to fuck me out of having Friday off, but little does he know...I don't give a SHIT what he has to say about it. I will not be coming in on Friday regardless and I just DARE him to fire me. Double dog dare.
Will never happen.
I got my haircut today and it looks pretty decent. Usually it takes about 30 minutes for the whole process. Today it took 8. I had so much extra time that I got to go to Duane Reade of my love, the bank, AND even had a couple extra minutes to jerk off in the bathroom.
SIKE.
But not always sike.
Ok...adios.
Hope everyone is doing well.
Penelope got the most beautiful roses today. She is one lucky lady.
She was so adorable and red-faced when she came in and saw them. Everyone was like "Oooh" and "Ahhh". They all wanted to know what the deal was. She tried very covertly to tell them who they were from without actually telling them who they are from.
I mean really. They were like flies to shit wanting to know the whole story. Even the woman rabbi called her into the office to get the scoop.
You know...for a rabbi, that lady is quite the gossip hound.
Hmmm....do you make fun of rabbi's repeatedly in your blogger?
Yes.
Yes you do.
Latas.
We had lasagna today at work that was quite excellent. However, there was no sauce on it. Is it illegal to make lasagna without sauce? I think so. I will ask my Italian grandmother tonight and see what she says. Oh yeah. She is sleeping forever. Maybe I won't be able to ask her.
Too bad I ate so much of it that now I feel like I am going to shit out some whole noodles. Eh. Maybe next time I will chew.
Whatevs.
So I have to go meet the dog lady after work today. I am supposed to potentially dog-sit for her for about a week while she and her husband are in Italy. She seems like a nice lady. A little pathetic, but nice. I think she is one of those people that has pets instead of children. She originally wanted to take the dog with her to Italy, but has since decided that that may be a little ridiculous. I kind of agreed. Plus, I want her money.
My boss is trying to fuck me out of having Friday off, but little does he know...I don't give a SHIT what he has to say about it. I will not be coming in on Friday regardless and I just DARE him to fire me. Double dog dare.
Will never happen.
I got my haircut today and it looks pretty decent. Usually it takes about 30 minutes for the whole process. Today it took 8. I had so much extra time that I got to go to Duane Reade of my love, the bank, AND even had a couple extra minutes to jerk off in the bathroom.
SIKE.
But not always sike.
Ok...adios.
Hope everyone is doing well.
Penelope got the most beautiful roses today. She is one lucky lady.
She was so adorable and red-faced when she came in and saw them. Everyone was like "Oooh" and "Ahhh". They all wanted to know what the deal was. She tried very covertly to tell them who they were from without actually telling them who they are from.
I mean really. They were like flies to shit wanting to know the whole story. Even the woman rabbi called her into the office to get the scoop.
You know...for a rabbi, that lady is quite the gossip hound.
Hmmm....do you make fun of rabbi's repeatedly in your blogger?
Yes.
Yes you do.
Latas.
